I was told I can't have prostate cancer, as I don't have a prostate.

I was denied a haircut at the salon, just because I'm completely bald.

I was refused admission to the daycare, and called an adult.

I was told I shouldn't drink bleach, by someone who doesn't even know my liver and kidney function.

Bleeding is the ONLY SYMPTOM THAT IS SPECIFIC TO MENSTRUATION

The ONLY single universal signifier of a period is bleeding

It is the ONLY shared similarity of every period every woman has ever had is the blood

I don't get random cramps and think I'm on my period. I don't get cravings and think I'm menstruating. I don't feel constipated or more annoyed one day and automatically attribute it to my period. Why? Because it im not bleeding, it's not a "period symptom" it is JUST a symptom, and typically of just being a normal human being. If you're having cramps without bleeding/a uterus, you're just having cramps. Get over yourself....And Not once have I ever mistaken a different bodily function or pain for the pain I get on my period because it's not even remotely the same. Men cannot ever understand this feeling as they have no uterus. The fact they genuinely believe that constipated gas pains are even vaguely similar to menstrual cramps is so misogynistic and disgusting already, but the fact society actually listens and listened to them immediately about having period cramps over hundreds to thousands of yrs of women talking about our ACTUAL PERIOD CRAMPS tells you everyone knows they're men

Note that post-menopausal women on HRT do not have phantom periods.

"I have to keep drilling it into my family's head that they must play along with my fantasy. Luckily, I have a therapist who is willing to do that, otherwise I'd have to shop around for a new one."

Your friends and family are not in "doctor mode", they're simply pointing out the truth. You're a man. Men don't have PMS. And your therapist probably only smiled because she knew that if she didn't affirm your delusion, you'd throw a tantrum. Or maybe she's a handmaiden. Either way, you're delusional. Kudos to your friends and family for not hopping onto that bandwagon.

This fucking moron. PRE MENSTRUAL SYNDROME. MENSTRUAL. THE BLOOD. LITERALLY, THE ONE THING YOU CAN'T DO.

Ah, yes...the pre menstrual syndrome of the organ you don't have, in a pelvis you don't have, orchestrated by the endocrine system you will never have, that you only know about because you've appropriated it from women who have these things.

Sometimes my wings get cramped after a long flight and I wish that someone knew how to massage them properly.

They invalidate billions of people actually dealing with real periods to stake some sort of paltry claim on the female experience. Fucking losers.

Setting aside that this notion is patently ridiculous, as they don't have a uterus, how is this possible? They keep their hormones steady at artificially high levels all the time. How do they get the necessary natural hormonal fluctuations of real women required for menstruation?

I swear I'd want to slap that smile off of his face.

Ok, so I know that's going to get deleted!

Reminds me of a TIM that builds himself a hut and lives there for a week every month to get a boner.

I smiled while experiencing PMS!

Said no woman ever

Also, if any doctor smiled at me while I explained my PMS symptoms, I'd punch them in the fucking face

Let me guess......His therapist is also a man.

The therapist was likely smiling to cover up not having a response to his delusions. Of course you can’t have pre-menstrual syndrome without menstruation and smiling at the thought of having PMS is not something any actual woman has ever done anyway.

Whatever he's paying his therapist, it isn't enough.

Dude. No one cares. Fuck off and worry about your prostate instead.

Ha! I can't imagine living a life that is this pathetic.