30 comments

BlackCirce๐Ÿ”ฎ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ–April 23, 2021

itโ€™s his notebook now

RegularFeminist [OP]April 23, 2021

He always does that whenever there's paper on the table, he just sits/lies on it.

LOriginedumondeApril 23, 2021

My chonky baby does the exact same thing! Iโ€™ll be trying to do homework and sheโ€™ll come over and sprawl out all over my thick ass textbooks. Cats are weird.

[Deleted]April 23, 2021

Mine waits till I need to check my knitting pattern, then lies on it.

sensusquaeramgender heathenApril 24, 2021

Paper go crinkly. Kittehs love. (Apparently.)

[Deleted]April 24, 2021

๐Ÿ˜† This is truth!

RegularFeminist [OP]April 24, 2021

You kitty just wants tou to have a good memory๐Ÿ˜‚ You should remember your knittting patterns:)

[Deleted]April 24, 2021

LOL youโ€™re right!

shewolfoffranceApril 23, 2021

I think you mean "she won't stop touching kitty's notebook"!

RegularFeminist [OP]April 23, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚

GrumpyOldNurseApril 23, 2021

You monster!! How could you possibly try to steal that poor, innocent kitten's bed??

RegularFeminist [OP]April 23, 2021

But he's got more beds than me๐Ÿ˜‚

[Deleted]April 23, 2021

But clearly not enough!

GrumpyOldNurseApril 24, 2021

As is only Good and Right!

NasrinApril 23, 2021

All I see is an innocent cat being harassed by a paper thief.

You're lucky you haven't been reported to the High Council of Fluff!

RegularFeminist [OP]April 23, 2021

I feed him well and indulge him with treats a lot! So I guess, that's what saved me from being reported to the High Council of Fluff๐Ÿ˜€

[Deleted]April 23, 2021

::shakes head:: youโ€™re walking on thin ice there, hooman.

[Deleted]April 23, 2021

You may not access the forbidden writings!

RegularFeminist [OP]April 23, 2021

Those are only for His Feline Highness :)

[Deleted]April 23, 2021

And yet you try to touch them despite knowing this? I am shocked and horrified! ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€

RegularFeminist [OP]April 23, 2021(Edited April 23, 2021)

I thought I could get away with it๐Ÿ˜‚

[Deleted]April 23, 2021

Shame! Shame! The High Council will be hearing of this ...

RegularFeminist [OP]April 23, 2021

Please, don't rat me out! I promise I'll be more respectful to His Feline Highness next time!

[Deleted]April 23, 2021

Well, after such a heartfelt plea ... ๐Ÿ˜‚

VeneficcaApril 24, 2021

Look, you have a literary cat, he's clearly going to compose a sonnet as soon as your back is turned, or maybe a new amendment for the Feline Bill of Rights. Support his career and give him lots of cuddles.

[Deleted]April 24, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚

RegularFeminist [OP]April 24, 2021

๐Ÿ˜‚

BraveAndStunningTERFApril 23, 2021

His majesty is annoyed at your request!

Nona_BibaApril 24, 2021

omg he's gorgeous ๐Ÿ˜