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So I’m sure this has happened at least once to every woman. You’re standing in front of an elevator, waiting for it, and a man comes up and presses the button.
Oh is that what that’s for? I saw the button, with an upward-pointing arrow, and I understand that elevators go up, but you know, I just never put the two together!!
I was just waiting for it to know that I was standing there.
I thought I might try to push the button, but then I thought, no, I’m just not strong enough.
So I was just standing there.
Or maybe I did push the button (you know, I just don’t know?), but the system doesn’t recognize buttons pushed by people with uteruses. Which is why you had to push the button. You’ve got a penis!
So good thing you happened to come by! I could still be standing there!
[originally posted at hellyeahimafeminist]