So my friends are really pro trans. Like I've argued with these people pretty heatedly in the past.
Last night we had a get together and we were all drunk. One of my friends, - who's so pro trans that I haven't even mentioned my views to him because he might stop talking to me - was dressed up like a fortune teller so we were all asking him out futures
I said "oh wise one, how will my top surgery go? Will I heal?"
There was a look of confusion on his face and everyone else goes silent.
One of the new guys in our group who's still getting to know everyone (who's a pretty typical dude) goes "what's top surgery?"
I said "I'm having my tits cut off"
Everyone, especially Fortune Teller Guy, immediately cringe. I sold it and they believed me, and were horrified. Mask off moment.
To punctuate the moment, the normie guy goes "Oh that sucks I'm sorry"
đ