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HumorI sometimes like asking the trans sub on reddit hypothetical questions...
Posted March 2, 2025 by cheetah3051 in GenderCritical

How do I tell fast food cashiers, my coworkers, my postman, and the people who use the same gym as me that I am Transgender?

This is copied from another internet joke "How do I tell my coworkers, my postman, and the people who use the same gym as me that I am an Atheist?" A lot of people were talking about the pins they wear...

When will America have its first transgender president?

That shouldn't be the main concern for who the next president should be anyway.

32 comments

wintersecondsMarch 2, 2025

I never had to tell anyone. Once I decided, I passed perfectly and presented myself fully in a female outfit. The postman was in shock, but no explanations were needed—a woman was opening the door (me). Others (most) thought my old self was gone and that a new female tenant was occupying my house.

the levels of delusion!! 😭 in a sitcom they'd now cut to the neighbors and the mailman gossiping about the hulking crossdresser who lives down the hall, lmaooo.

cheetah3051 [OP]March 2, 2025

I could see that :p

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Bml7864March 3, 2025

I do the same but in response to comments. A very lefty commenter said a conservative politician was being misandrist when criticizing transwomen. I said that trans women are women, so how could criticizing them be misandrist?

LillithMarch 4, 2025

Malicious compliance ftw.

Lipsy•____•March 2, 2025(Edited March 2, 2025)

When will America have its first openly transgender president?

FTFY. ¡¡Enough!! with the ciswashing of past presidents, who were brutally forced into the closet in order to become past presidents.

And besides, FDR wore cute frilly dresses as a little amab youngster—for several years, at ages when major medical associations have assured us that children's knowledge of their gender is settled science—so, arguably, FDR himself was an openly transgender President.

LillithMarch 2, 2025

Yes! Give him the title of first trans President before an actual TIP can claim it. Then they'll get a taste of those stolen "Woman of the Year" awards.

Lipsy•____•March 2, 2025(Edited March 2, 2025)

😅😅😅 and from that point onwards, just talk the way TQ+ and "ally" media types do when they say words like "men" (which clearly means most men, but not the ones who say they're women or girls or enbies or otherkins or military aircraft, but also some women who say they're men/guys, except for the situations where we still don't count the women who say they're men/guys because that might theoretically erode somebody's actual male privilege somewhere by some trifling amount. exasperated sigh Didn't you go to fifth grade when you were in fifth grade?)....
... or the whole twans wimin thwew the bwix at Stonewall thing, where they miraculously held ALL the EXACT beliefs of 2020s radical trans activism. (Because OBVIOUSLY a handful of gay weirdos with so much internalized homophobia that they went around literally telling the whole world they were actual straight women—in the 1960s!!—would be the ones to kick off what they absolutely knew would be a decades-long, glacially slow, civil rights campaign, while all the NOT-in-denial gay men just cowered in a corner somewhere I guess. Of course that's what happened! You don't rlly think actual gays fought for gay rights, do you... OMG you do...Are you stoopid in the head or something?)

but do it with the equally insultingly obvious, clearly universally known fact that FDR was the first trans President like hel-LO.

"Okay look, look. I'm also disappointed that neither Hillary Clinton nor Kamala Harris got the chance to be our second-ever woman President, but..." 😅😅😅🤪🤪🤪 That would be EPIC if enough of us were in on it to be a small community that could keep the running joke running.

LillithMarch 2, 2025(Edited March 3, 2025)

That's the spirit. And anyone who disagrees is clearly a bigot harboring internalized transphobia.

VirginiaWolfberryMarch 2, 2025

🔥🔥🔥😂

cheetah3051 [OP]March 2, 2025

Of course, you make a great point 😆

When will America have its first transgender president?

My well-meaning far left friends frequently post the meme that points out that the Founding Fathers wore make up and wigs -- implying, I guess, that cross-dressing was a "thing" even 200+ years ago?

I think we should just go ahead and make the claim that George Washington was a TIM. (Jefferson and Adams, too.) It seems a logical step, no?

faerieberryMarch 3, 2025

Thomas Jefferson being trans is a classic old Tumblr meme - he’s a trans boy and wears a Miku Hatsune binder, of course! 😂

sylviasmushroomspenis2vaginaaaahMarch 2, 2025

Blaire White is talking about running for president- that wish could come true!

I’m sure the trans horde will come out in full force to cast their vote for Blaire. 😂

NastasyaFillipovnaMarch 2, 2025

You remember that third POTC movie, where the pirates elected their king, and everyone just votes for themselves. I bet it would be same for these idiots. They would tear down anyone who even tries

sylviasmushroomspenis2vaginaaaahMarch 3, 2025

I remember the first, only kind of remember the second, and don’t remember the third one at all, but LMAO. I miss when Disney’s humor was zany and stupid like that. Of course the kinds of guys who would become pirates would only vote for themselves. It’s exactly the same with TIMs.

SuffrajitsuMarch 6, 2025

Cuttlefish…

snailsMarch 2, 2025

nah most gendies hate Blaire cause he’s on the transmedical team and acknowledges that sex can’t change.

a lot of trans subreddits will ban users if the mods find out that they even commented on the transmedical sub lmfao

plus he’s conservative and like 90% of TIPs i’ve met claim to be communists

sylviasmushroomspenis2vaginaaaahMarch 3, 2025

I know, lol. I was hoping the emoji would carry the intended jesting nature of the statement. They’d definitely rather eat their own dicks than vote for the wrong kind of transwoman, no matter how much they insist they want to prioritize that identity.

nomenarewomenMarch 2, 2025

Blaire White is talking about running for president

Horrorsville.

sylviasmushroomspenis2vaginaaaahMarch 3, 2025

Yeah. Blaire found God recently and is becoming quite the holy roller. I can tell that a lot of his viewpoints are earnest (I do think people who prey on kids legitimately infuriate him.) I’d definitely rather have a beer with Blaire than, say, Lily Tino or something. But there’s a point where you have to question where the sincerity ends and the grift begins.

nomenarewomenMarch 3, 2025

I just find him intensely offensive to women - the fake boobs (always on display), plastic face and constant hair flicking whilst often jibing at feminists and being nastily misogynistic (see his earlier videos especially and Magdelen Berns' videos on him). Yes, it's good he's speaking out against the harms to children. Yes, it's good that he does seem to be open to exploring why he identifies as trans and admits that with proper support he probably wouldn't have 'transitioned'. I get it's awkward to detransition when you've fucked your body up extensively, but to be fair, he's got the cash to remove the boobs, deflate the lips and get a haircut. He's no friend to women so long as he continues to walk around like a gay man's pornified idea of what a woman is whilst using women's spaces.

LillithMarch 2, 2025

Is he approaching 35? Good luck with that. Im sure Dylan Mulvany can tell him what to expect.

sylviasmushroomspenis2vaginaaaahMarch 3, 2025

He must be. He joked a few years ago about 30 being ancient in “tr*nny years.”

Blaire is riding a wave that Dylan wiped out on. As “one of the good ones” who appeals to conservatives by being “hotter than most liberal women” and posing all pouty with big guns and MAGA hats, he’s less campy gay guy and more “ideal conservative woman who happens to actually be a man and therefore worthy of respect.” I think that conservatives see Blaire as a conqueror who has “earned” womanhood so many do respect him and would probably vote for him.

LillithMarch 3, 2025(Edited March 3, 2025)

I can see what you mean. I wonder though if post 30, hes still going to be able to keep up the hot facade. Those meds might catch up to him physically. Oh also, serious Presidential candidates need to pay visible hommage to Christianity, they need to be married and have kids.

LillithMarch 2, 2025

There's no way Americans would knowingly vote for a TIP. But a president could theoretically transition during office.

Im not sure what the reaction might be from dignitaries of non-Western cultures.

VestalVirginMarch 2, 2025

There's no way Americans would knowingly vote for a TIP.

Idk, I think it is actually more likely for a TIM to win the elections than for a woman. Men side with men in dresses against women even when they know trans is bullshit (which they do - both the US and the UK wrote exceptions into their trans laws that make it obvious they want only sex to matter when it is about male interests, like inheritances or the draft.)

However, the most likely event is that a man is elected president and then transes, taking the "first female president" distinction away from the actual first woman who ... may or may not be elected president before women are once again robbed of their voting rights in this anti-feminism backlash.

MegasaurusMarch 2, 2025

TIMs have already been racking up 'Woman of the Year' wins for years. There are TIM politicians, but no TIF ones (I wonder why...).

LillithMarch 2, 2025

Good points. Men side with men...but men also ostracize loser men. Republicans showed Mulvany how they feel about TIMs so they wouldnt budge, I dont think...not for such a high profile position. And Dems would lose the minority voters, so even they might** not take the chance...Though they continually show their stubbornness in that area

I could see a gay man or a single man or childless man getting the nod before a woman, of course.

OMG I could totally see that trans situation happening. You just need the right flavor of greedy narcissist in the WH.

OnlyHumanMarch 2, 2025(Edited March 2, 2025)

In defense of a TIP who decides to trans after being elected, it's not too different from the other politicians who reverse course on promises

... fucking annoying when that happens, though. Integrity and politics are polar opposites

Lipsy•____•March 2, 2025

Integrity and politics are polar opposites

One thing that seems to be true more-or-less everywhere on earth: In the pursuit of power, a ton of principle, a pound of raw ambition, and an ounce of hypocrisy are all worth about the same.

But it would be great to have a TIP candidate, so the media can continue to raise awareness about these idiots.