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RantWelp, anyone else heard of "TFNBQ+"?
Over the last couple years, a bike shop in my local community has replaced all women-centered events (rides, mechanic classes, etc.) with queer-centered events.
Today I got an email from them announcing a "TFNBQ+ Affinity Ride." They go on to explain that the ride is for "trans, femme, non-binary, and queer folks."
If "queer" is so inclusive, why the explicit mention of these other categories if not to make clear that regular ol' fashioned lesbian feminists are not welcome?
And can anyone tell me what "femme" means in this context? Ugh, it's so regressive and sexist I could puke. They're so far behind and still think they're first!
I have a game for everyone. Let's figure out what this new stupidity really stands for, because surely we don't need another dumbass initialism for the same group of coddled little dweebs. I'll start with some possibilities of my own.
TFNBQ+
The fart no-body questioned+
They found Napoleon Bonaparte's Q-tip+
Tori's famous Nashville barbecue quiche+
That's for nicking Beethoven's quill!+ đĄđȘ¶
TERFs, feminists, and natural-born queens+
That's fucking nonsense; be quiet+
TikTok fashion is not being "queer"+
Toads, frogs, and newts brewed quarterly+
Trans-feminine nutsacks and blushing queenises+
Testosterone: finally, nonagenarian bone quality!+
I love it!